Tuesday April 20 Fun-In Madness 1999,
as Foreseen and Seen by Sid and Others!!!

Festivities will begin when the US Navy Seals
bring the U.S. flag with them as they parachute
from the sky!!!

U of C men are expected to demonstrate their world-renowned
ability to lie prone in front of U of C women at the Fun-In!!!

This is approximately what it will look like when
Alex enters in her recumbent bicycle!!! But with even
less on!!!

Miller Lite will be trucking in over 5000 pounds of sand
onto the center of the quads for the official U of C
beach volleyboll tournament. Beer and bodies will be
everywhere!!!

The TV show "Baywatch" will flood the entire Midway and
will film on location there with their famous lifeguards!!!

Dan Quayle will appear and will host a game show,
"Are There Enuff U of C Students Dumber Than Me?!?!?!--
All Power to The Dumb!!!" First prize will be an
all-expenses-paid trip to Regenstein Library!




April 14 story in the Trib!


Real audio of the entire Prof Milt Rosenberg's Feb 18, 1999 radio show
on WGN Radio.



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