"Words Originally Posted to uchi.test.d, featuring, for
examples, The Complete and Authoritative Collection of
Sid's Home Economics Tips Numbers 1 Through The Most-Recent Tip"
Sid's Home Economics Tip #1
Those Downy Dispenser balls really work.
Use them and your laundry will be soft
and fluffy.
Sid's Home Economics Tip #2
Be adventurous in your use of cinnamon sugar
to brighten almost anything you eat.
Sid's Home Economics Tip #3
Boil the bone of a monkey's penis
in water for a lovely Valentine's Day
soup.
Sid
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Here's some general info:
"For a clear soup, skim as soon as
it boils. Otherwise, do not skim,
as the scum that rises contains
some nourishment."
-Mildred Grosberg Berlin, "The Jewish
Cook Book," New York: Bloch Publishing Company,
1947, p.12.
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i guess some of you know of
scum that rises.
Sid's Home Economics Tip #4
Always keep Hershey's chocolate syrup in
your refrigerator.
A tiny bit of Hershey's on your chicken
can give you a hint of a fine Mexican
mole' sauce.
Sid's Home Economics Tip #5
Scientists at the University of Illinois
report that Crisco is excellent for dry
skin. Just keep a container of it handy
near your bath!
With the money you save by using this,
why not go out and buy some more cinnamon sugar!
Sid's Home Economics Tip #6
A little cinnamon sugar on your sticky buns
will make you the life of the party!
Sid's Home Economics and Photography Tip #7
In order to get your favorite uchi.test.d'er to
smile for your photo, just say "cheese fries"
and they'll become all warm and happy!
Sid's Home Economics Tip #8
Sid's Osco Osterizer Orange Dream Soda-Shake
1) Obtain an Osterizer blender. I just got
mine at the Great Ace at Clybourn & Webster.
2) Fill one blender with the following. Most
ingrediants are available at 53rd Street Osco.
-Vanilla Ice Cream
-Jewel Orange Juice (now on sale for $.99/half-gallon at Osco
if you sign up for their free Preferred Card)
-Orange soda. I used Nehi.
-Half and Half
-ice cubes
-Smirnoff Vodka (Osco sells a small 1/5 liter size
for $3.39)
Use whatever proportions feel in synchrony with
your zeitgeist.
Zap thoroughly with the blender, and drink up!
Hmm! Mine is delicious!
sid
s220
cinnamon sugar optional
Sid's Home Economics Tip #9
Take one of those small black binder clips
home from work. If you don't want to eat
the whole bag of your m&m's, use the binder
clip to seal up the bag. Your m&m's will
remain securely in the bag, and won't fall
out into your pocket or other clothing
orifices!!!
This page revised 7/5/99 by Sid.
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