Hugo's Scavengerian Blues.  
Lyrics by Sid Colton and Bob Dylan. Music by Bob Dylan.
Performed by Scatalogic: Sid Colton, Bob Dylan, and Greg Whitman.

Follow the bouncing ball at the bottom of this page to sing along with the lyrics!


Numbers to the right are item numbers on the Scavenger Hunt List.
1. [Am] Fresh fish, baseball 171
[F] Eat a stack of Pringles 207
[Am6] I'm on the pavement
[Am7] at Billy Goat Restaurant
[Am7] The man in the trench coat
[Am6] Badge out laid off
[F] Piece of cotton soft cloth 81
[Am] Wants to get it paid off
[C] Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
[Am] God knows when
But you're [F] doin' it again
You better [Am6] duck down the alley way
[Am7] Lookin' for an m&m 149
The [E] man with the lobster [E] neck
By the pig [Dm6] pen
[Am] Wants eleven [F7] jogger's nipples
You only [Am] got ten.

2.
[Am] Maggie comes fleet foot
[F] Face full of black soot
[Am6] Talkin' at the elephant
[Am7] Peanuts in the bed but
[Am7] Snickers o'er Midway
[Am6] Maggie says that many say
[F] They must bathe in early May
[Am] Orders from the Dean, Eh?
[C] Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
[Am] Walk on your tip toes
Don't try [F] "Legos"
Better stay [Am6] away from those
[Am7] Who carry lotsa dildos
Keep [E] a clean nose
Watch the "Spee [Dm6] dos"
[Am] You don't need a [F7] news group
To know which way your [Am] c..k's blown.

3.
[Am] Fresh fish baseball
[F] Eat a stack of Pringles
[Am6] Ring bell, hard to tell
[Am7] If anything's HTML
[Am7] Try hard, get barred
[Am6] Get back, write braille
[F] Get Jailed, Bopp - Hale
[Am] Join the frenzy, if you fail
[C] Look out kid, you're gonna get hit
But users, cheeze-ers
[Am] Six time losers
Hang around [F] the eat-ers
[E] Girl with the dildo
Tickle me [Dm6] Hugo
[Am] Don't follow [F7] leaders
Watch the [Am] hairless beavers

4.
[Am] Ah get born, creamed corn
[F] No pants, romance, learn to dance 39
[Am6] Undress, mohel-blessed
[Am7] Try to be a success
[Am7] Please her, please him, buy gifts
[Am6] Don't steal, don't lift
[F] Twenty in a Gremlin
[Am] and they put you on the day shift
[C] Look out kid they keep it all hid
Better get down with Hugo
[Am] Light yourself a candle, don't wear sandals
Try to avoid [F] the scandals
[D] Don't wanna be a bum
What's a [Dm6] "chackrum"?
[Am] The pump don't [F7] work
'Cause the vandals took [Am] the Pampers.

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